“I see that you are drinking 1%, is that ’cause you think your fat? ’cause your not, you could be drinking whole if you wanted to. Well I have all your equipment in my locker, you should probably come and get it because I can’t fit my nunchucks in there anymore.” Napoleon Dynamite
If you haven’t seen it, go see it, and laugh and laugh and laugh some more. I will warn you, although this movie is quite funny, it really has no plot.