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What would Sunday be without another email from Kim’s brother Steve??? Many of you out there are wondering who is this strangely interesting person who you are both drawn to and repulsed with at the same time. 🙂 Read on.

Subject: everyone likes to hear about me

I sent this survey to a lot of people (9) that I havn’t talked to in a while becuase it makes me feel popular when there’s lots of names in the send column (there’s still not very many but that’s just because people don’t tend to like me very much because I’m so cool and intimidating)

1. What is your full name?: Steve-o Danger McAwesome.

2. What color pants are you wearing?: Right now? Pants? Well lets just take a look….hmmm…nope no pants. boxers though. comfortable ones. pants suck i don’t swing that way. get it swing? good one steve

3. What are you listening to?: right now? hmmm…lets take a listen….it sounds like Bad Religion…but it could be madonna. I never really could tell the difference.

4. What are the last 4 digits of your telephone number?: well, for all you hotties out there, the last 4 digits are 2964 (and the first three are 467….area code 780…anybody?)

5. What was the last thing you ate?: Mcdonalds.mmmmmmmmmmmm cheeseburgers

6. How is the weather right now?: i don’t know i’m inside.

7. The last person you talked to on the phone?:This question sucks i hate whoever thought of this question they’re a loser.

8. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?: hmmmm i not sure…probably the first thing I like to clarify is that they are actually the opposite sex. It can be weird sometimes if you don’t.

9. Do you like the person who sent this to you?: jonny awesome? of course. he’s almost as cool as me

10. How are you today?: wow! thanks for asking that’s so nice of you. I’m feeling pretty good how are you? good? That’s super I’m glad. did you have a good weekend? cool. yeah, I know hey? I hate it when that happens too. Really? …

11. Favorite drink?: did you know they have chocolate milk now?

12. Favorite alcoholic drink?: well it’s like i always say, if you’re gonna get wasted, you may as well do it fast. Thats why I prefer ethanol.

13. Favorite sports?: anything that makes me look cool. like croqet

14. Do you wear contacts?: yes i do infact because if don’t cover my sexy eyes girls can’t resist me. i cover them to give the other guys a chance

15. Siblings, & their ages?: Kimbone, 24, in Australia. no austria. no..who cares they’re the same coolest sister ever

16. Favorite month?: any month where there’s no school and summer is good because of waterskiing and wakeboarding, but winter is good too because I’m skiing and Jeremy you suck I could work you any where any time. bring it [hair flick], girlfriend.

17. Favorite Foods?: mmmmm chinese. and it’s gotta be the ‘fake’ candian kind. no monkey brain for steve. or oyster.

18. Favorite relaxation spot?: I got none. the couch. and a TV. or some music. and the news paper.

19. Are you too shy to ask someone out?: well….so….baby…s’up? you wanna hang out some time? we could get some Wendy’s…maybe dairy queen if you’re feeling the spark. baby.

20. First teenage or pre-teen movie star idol?: man…elizabeth hurley is soooooooo hot with her british accent and stuff. But then she had a baby and didn’t know who the father was and then I realized it would never work

between us.

21. Winter or summer?: I want both. Give me both. I shouldn’t have to chose. (what is one of them going to go away?)

22. Hugs or kisses?: That depends is it a girl or a boy. That may affect my final desision>

23. Chocolate or vanilla?: vanilla because you can make it into chocolate if you want to. You can’t make chocolate into vanilla.

24. Do you want your friends to write back?: yes. i would have to say yes.

25. Who is most likely to respond?: I might reply to myself

26. Who is least likely to respond?: I don’t want to look needy though so I might not

27. Living arrangement?: i live with my parents. yes, that’s right ladies. Who wants first dibs?

28. What book are you reading?: I was reading a CS Lewis book ‘Miracles’, but then i stopped. My brain hurt. I’ll try again when I’m not as dumb.

29. What’s on your mouse pad?: you will all be interested to know that I infact have an ocean motif on my mouse pad. it makes me feel like a big man.

30. Favorite board game?: candy land because I understand it. and it also makes me feel like a big man.

31. Can you touch your nose with your tongue?: yes…wait…no

32. Can you juggle?: no. jugglings for chumps. I’m not a chump. therefore i don’t juggle.

33. Favorite day of the week?: friday or saturday nights at around two in the morning when no ones around to bother me.

34. Red or white wine?: whats the difference they both taste like bacon bits.

35. What is your best memory?: i hope it’s still to come.

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