Feb
12
2011
Valentines – Day 13
Author: Jeremy TeeuwsenShe was afraid to come out of the bathroom
She was as nervous as she could be
She was afraid to come out of the bathroom
She was afraid that he would see
Two, three, four, tell him what she wore
It was an itsy, bitsy, teenie, weenie, yellow polka-dot teddini
That she wore for the first time today
An itsy, bitsy, teentie, weenie, yellow polka-dot teddini
So in the bathroom she wanted to stay
Two, three, four, stick around we’ll tell you more
She was afraid to come out in the open
And so a blanket around she wore
She was afraid to come out in the open
And so she sat bundled up on the floor
Two, three, four, tell the people what she wore
It was an itsy, bitsy, teenie, weenie, yellow polka-dot teddini
That she wore for the first time today
An itsy, bitsy, teentie, weenie, yellow polka-dot teddini
So in the blanket she wanted to stay
Two, three, four, stick around we’ll tell you more
Now she’s afraid to come out of the covers
And I wonder what she’s gonna do
Now she’s afraid to come out of the covers
And the poor little girl’s turning blue
Two, three, four, tell the people what she wore
It was an itsy, bitsy, teenie, weenie, yellow polka-dot teddini
That she wore for the first time today
An itsy, bitsy, teentie, weenie, yellow polka-dot teddini
So under the covers she wanted to stay
(From the locker to the blanket)
(From the blanket to the floor)
(From the floor to the covers)
Yes, there isn’t any more
Love,
Your wishful husband
Gift and Reaction: Well I didn’t buy the lingerie, but I did give her a home made gift certficate. This may make the rest of the 15 days of valentines a little more interesting. 🙂